Vampire a go go, p.1
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       Vampire a Go-Go, p.1

           Victor Gischler
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Vampire a Go-Go
Chapter 1



  I'm not the hero of this story.

  There are a number of important things you need to know up front. Pay attention.

  I'm not the hero of this story, but I am the guy telling it. It has to be me. I'm in a unique position. I know all the players, know how they mix and match and come together to make everything happen.

  About me. Look, the thing is, I'll just confuse you if I get too much into me right now. You'll learn all about me later, how I fit into this. The important thing is that I know what's going on, and the plan is for me to dish it out a bit at a time so you can understand. I'll fade out from time to time, and you'll forget I'm even involved. But I'm there. Don't worry about that. I'm always there. Can't go anyplace, really. I'll explain all that at the appropriate time. I'll explain everything. You're going to have to trust me.

  Let's see. I'm sure I've forgotten something. Never mind. We'll catch up as we go along.

  The story begins like so many others. A fairly decent sort of guy, totally unaware of what he's getting himself into.



  The sudden shrill chirp of a hundred birds froze Allen in place, his hand poised to knock on the department head's door. Probably it was his imagination, but then he heard it again. Maybe Dr. Carpenter had one of those soothing rain-forest-sounds CDs.

  It didn't matter. He'd been summoned.

  He knocked, heard somebody mumble something. He entered.

  The birds went crazy, flapping between bookshelves.

  "Shut the damn door," she yelled at him.

  Allen hastily shut the door, stood cringing amid the bird storm, feathers brushing his face, the room alive with the swirling racket of wings and beaks.

  "Sit down. " Professor Cathy Carpenter gestured at the hard, wooden chair across her desk.

  He sat.

  She sat too, took a small wooden box from her top desk drawer, and began to unpack the contents. A plastic baggy, paper.

  "You didn't have a very good semester, did you, Allen?" She unfolded a small square of thin paper, pinched the herb from a plastic baggy, and rolled it into the paper. The joint was on the small side.

  Birds flapped, hopped between shelves.

  "There were some distractions," Allen told her.

  "Uh-huh. What's your last name? Cabbot?"

  "Yes. "

  "Any relation to the Salem Cabbots? Good family. "

  "No, ma'am. " He flinched as a bird swooped within an inch of his nose. The rest of the birds screeched and danced.

  "The mayor's an old student of mine. Winston Cabbot of Salem. Hmmm. Winston of Salem. Winston Salem. That's odd. Isn't that a cigarette or something?"

  Allen ducked another bird on a strafing run.

  "So Winston is what? Your uncle or something?" Carpenter raised an eyebrow.

  "We're not related, ma'am. I'm from Portland. "

  "Do you have any matches?" She fished around in the other drawers.

  "Professor Carpenter, there are like a hundred birds in your office. Maybe more. "

  "One hundred and twenty-two. They're budgies. Ah!"

  She found matches, struck one, lit the joint, and puffed smoke.

  She stood, sucked deep on the joint, then went around the room, puffing smoke into the budgies' faces. After three minutes of this, the birds settled into sedate lines along the bookshelves.

  Professor Carpenter returned to her seat. "You earned straight Cs in your classes. "

  "I'll do better. "

  "What happened?"

  Allen didn't feel he could tell Professor Carpenter about Brenda Cole. The entire episode had been juvenile and ill advised. Allen had known from the start that Brenda had been too much girl for him, a senior in Warner's poetry workshop, a rebellious girl in a black dress and combat boots and a nose ring and all those great tattoos in interesting places. They'd had three great weeks before she'd dumped him flat on his ass, and Allen had spent the rest of the semester embarrassing himself with pathetic phone calls and bleeding-heart emails, trying to win her back.

  "There was a lot going on, Professor Carpenter. I fixed it. "

  Above him, the birds sat in a long line, looking down, hunched together like old men, some absurd jury listing to his feeble story.

  "Why did you choose Gothic State University, Allen?"

  The small university perched atop a rocky precipice overlooking the Pacific Ocean. The institute was undistinguished in every way. The English Department's one claim to fame had been a nationally renowned Brontë scholar named Thornton Hardwood. It was Hardwood who'd lured Allen to Gothic State. Allen loved the Brontës, wanted to write his dissertation on gender coding in Wuthering Heights.

  Hardwood had died suddenly of a stroke six days into Allen's first semester. Allen had stayed through the second semester because he hadn't applied to any other schools and hadn't known what else to do. Brenda had happened the third semester, and Allen's scholarly ambitions had dropped straight into the crapper.

  "I just like it here, ma'am. "

  "Uh-huh. " A budgie landed on Dr. Carpenter's coffee mug. The mug had a novelty message that read, "I earned tenure, and all I got was this lousy coffee mug. " Carpenter rubbed the budgie's head with her pinky finger. "Hello, Admiral Snodgrass. "

  "You can tell all the birds apart?"

  "All the budgies are named Admiral Snodgrass. "


  "I'm going to give you a chance, Allen. You'll have to bring your grades up, but I'm willing to keep your name off the academic probation list. "

  "I appreciate that, ma'am. "

  "Wait and hear the rest," she said. "It's well known around the department you have a gift for research. "

  Allen nodded. During his first semester, he had taken Professor Mapplethorpe's research methods class and had immediately become teacher's pet. Mapplethorpe had spread it among the faculty that "the boy can dig anything out of a library. " Allen constantly endured harsh comments on his papers for sloppy writing, but his research skills were impeccable.

  "I'm going to assign you as Dr. Evergreen's grad assistant. "

  Allen squirmed in his seat, opened his mouth to object, closed it again. What choice did he have?

  Dr. Evergreen was known campuswide as a cranky hard-ass. He stank of bad cigars and gin. He was an unpleasant and demanding man, and most students only took his classes when forced to complete degree requirements.

  Budgies cooed in a ganja stupor.

  "I understand," Allen said.

  "He's writing a chapter for a new monograph on Kafka. " Carpenter stubbed out the joint in a ceramic ashtray. "You're to go with him to Prague this summer and help him with research. It's not a vacation. He'll work you hard. "

  "Prague? The Czech Republic? That Prague?"

  "Yes. "

  "I was going to visit my folks this summer. "

  "Not anymore. Unless you'd like to drop out. "

  "I'll go to Prague. "

  "Good. Go to the party at Evergreen's house tonight. Grad students are invited, so you won't feel out of place. Tell him you're on board. "

  Allen stopped himself from sighing. "Okay. "

  "Go away now, please. " Carpenter relit the joint, sat back in her chair, and closed her eyes.

  I didn't like Allen at first. With instantaneous knowledge of his entire life, I figured I knew all I needed to make this judgment. He's a little weak, lets people push him around. He's apologetic when he hasn't done anything. He means well in a way somehow more annoying than if he meant harm. You know the type. Always hanging at the edge of a conversation, waiting to be invited to talk.

bsp; Allen has a bad habit of ignoring nice, bookish sorts of girls right under his nose. They like him. He's good-looking and well mannered, with brown hair, wavy and thick, a medium-square jaw and shoulders. Tallish. An open face given to a shy, reluctant grin full of straight white teeth. But Allen ignores the plain Janes in favor of exotic, fast women who ignore him, or worse, chew him up.

  Perhaps I despise him for this, since I used to chase the same sort of woman. Ages and ages ago.

  But having the sum total of a man's life inserted into your head like a computer memory stick isn't the same as experiencing the man or seeing him in action-or often, unfortunately, inaction. Walk a mile in his shoes-or his skin-well, sympathies develop. So I suppose I ended up rooting for Allen, hoping he'd get through all this in one piece.

  It's not my job to take sides, but I am a thinking being, and I do have an opinion.

  Still, it would be nice if Allen could get his head straight about women. One of these quiet, girl-next-door types could do his self-esteem a world of good.

  Take Penny Coppertone, for example.

  "I like that one," said Penny Coppertone as she sat on the edge of Allen's narrow bed.

  Allen's dorm room was small, and there was nowhere to sit but the bed. The single chair overflowed with textbooks and dirty laundry. Allen was one of the few grad students still living in the dorms. He couldn't afford an apartment on his own and didn't want a roommate.

  "This one?" He held the muted red tie up to his shirt, then held up a narrower blue tie. "Not this one. " He wanted to look right for Evergreen's party.

  "Actually, why don't you wear the black shirt with the tweed and no tie at all," Penny suggested. "I think that will strike the right tone. "

  "What's the right tone?"

  "Professionally academic but off duty and ready for a glass of wine. "

  "I'm going to Prague, Penny. Did I mention that?"

  "What? That's wonderful. When? This summer? That's when the summer writing workshops are. In July, I think. I haven't been accepted yet, but I'm hoping-"

  "I'm going as Dr. Evergreen's research assistant. "

  Penny's face fell, all the way to the ground. She tried to pick it up again without success. "Well, but still. . . it could be fun. "

  Allen spared her a sideways glance as he slipped into his jacket. "With Dr. Evergreen?"

  "No, I suppose it will suck. "

  "You'd better hurry and change if you still want a ride. "

  Penny's hand automatically went to her dishwater hair, pulled the ponytail loose. "Actually, I was already-" She looked down at her Gothic State sweatshirt and faded jeans, heavy wool socks and Birkenstocks. "I mean, yeah, I guess I'd better get dressed. I might be a while. How about I meet you there?"

  "Okay, but hurry, or all the food will be gone. "

  Penny Coppertone was an excellent poet, but her images were quiet and subtle. If her poetry had been about sexual exploration and explosive rants against the establishment, and if Penny had died her hair jet-black and gotten her nose pierced, Allen would have been all over her.

  Men can be dumbfucks. If I had it to do all over again. . .

  But of course I don't.


  The Pacific Ocean was just swallowing the sun as Allen left campus in his four-door, V-8 crapmobile, the red-orange rays sizzling on the water. Only a pale pink smear of daylight remained by the time he parked last in a long line of cars on Dr. Evergreen's street. He followed the cars up to the house, but it was completely dark by the time he stepped onto the front porch and knocked.

  Nobody answered.

  Distantly he heard muted music and the hubbub of many voices. He raised his fist to knock again.

  "The party is in the garden around back. "

  Startled, Allen sucked breath, took a step back.

  He hadn't seen her there, on the porch swing, shadows and hanging ferns making her seem as if she'd floated in darkness, only the ice blue eyes glowing out at him. She stood, approached Allen, her face coming into focus.

  She was somehow light and dark at the same time, some smiling Celtic goddess, features like delicate china, skin so white it glowed, absorbing light, leaving an aura of darkness all around her. A breeze kicked up, lifted her hair, black and shining like obsidian. She seemed to float toward him, eyes flashing cold and terrible, hair streaming behind like black flame.

  Like some sort of terrifying shampoo commercial.

  Allen wanted to flee. He wanted to kneel and pledge his soul to her. He didn't know what the hell he wanted to do.

  "You must be Allen. "

  He blinked. The spell was broken. Allen was aware of warm sweat in his armpits, behind his ears. What's wrong with me?

  "Yes. " He cleared his throat. "I thought there was-I was invited-"

  "The party is around back. " She moved as she spoke, graceful and silent, suddenly on his left, her slender arm looping into his. "I'll walk you around. It's in the garden. "

  Then he was on a path. He felt light, like part of him was still back on the front porch.

  "You know me, but I don't. . . have we met?"

  She laughed softly, the sound of delicate hamster bones crushed under the heel of a tall black boot. Like dry leaves blowing across the cold stone of an ancient tomb. Like. . . Pay attention. She's talking.

  "I'm Cassandra. "

  The name was familiar. "Dr. Evergreen's wife?"

  "Yes. He'll be glad you're here. "

  "I'm looking forward to working with him. "

  The slow smile on her face knew the lie.

  Allen swallowed hard, felt the warm trickle of sweat down his back. The night was cool, but Allen felt flushed, a little dizzy.

  They emerged from the path into a circle of light, to find a line of Chinese lanterns strung through the trees, a gazebo, people milling about a table of drinks and food, tinny music from hidden speakers. He recognized faculty, some of his fellow graduate students. He stood a moment, wondering what to do first. Maybe get a glass of wine? Or should he say hello to Dr. Evergreen?

  He asked Cassandra, "Should I find Dr. Evergreen and-"

  The woman at his elbow was gone.

  "Okay, that's. . . weird. "

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