The Undead Mr. Tenpenny

The Undead Mr. Tenpenny

Tammie Painter

Tammie Painter

Work at a funeral home can be mundane. Until you accidentally start bringing the dead back to life. Cassie Black works at a funeral home. She's used to all manner of dead bodies. What she's not used to is them waking up. Which they seem to be doing on a disturbingly regular basis lately. Just when Cassie believes she has the problem under control, the recently-deceased Busby Tenpenny insists he's been murdered and claims Cassie might be responsible thanks to a wicked brand of magic she's been exposed to. The only way for Cassie to get her life back to normal is to tame her magic and uncover Mr. Tenpenny's true killer. Simple right? Of course not. Because while Cassie works on getting her newly-acquired magic sorted, she's blowing up kitchens, angering an entire magical community, and discovering her past is more closely tied to Busby Tenpenny than she could have ever imagined. If you like urban fantasy with snarky humor,...
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Domna

Domna

Tammie Painter

Tammie Painter

​Destiny isn't given by the gods, it's made by defying them."This book is highly entertaining...""I'm loving this story!...a unique and imaginative work..""...a satisfying mix of fantasy and history.""Highly recommended...""So much political intrigue, betrayal and backstabbing that I just HAD to keep on reading."Sofia Domna has her future planned. She will follow in her father's footsteps and lead the Temple of Apollo. She'll marry her childhood love, Papinias. She'll have respect, status, and power.But when her father bitterly forces her betrothal to a stranger and orders her from the life she's always known, Sofia is thrown into a new world where any wrong move could mean her demise.Thrown into a world of full of political turmoil, violent ambition, and dangerous temptation, Sofia discovers her only chance of survival is to stay one step...
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The Uncanny Raven Winston

The Uncanny Raven Winston

Tammie Painter

Tammie Painter

There's nothing like an evil wizard to ruin a perfectly good trip to London. Ever have one of those weeks? You've taken an overdose of magic, you've just melted a twelve-year old girl, and Magic HQ has sent a letter "requesting" you come by to discuss your magic control issues. No? Just me then? I don't want to go. After all, I've got a boss in a wheelchair (my fault), a zombie cat who demands his treats on schedule, and a strong desire not to get involved in another magical community. But when someone slips me information tying my parents' disappearance to HQ, I can't pack my bags quickly enough. I'm soon destroying historical displays, befriending befuddled ghosts, and focusing more on uncovering the truth about my past than on learning how to rein in my magic. Which, given HQ has a test for me that if I fail... Well, best not to think about that. This second book of the Cassie Black Trilogy squeezes you through a magic portal, lodges you in a hidden spot of the Tower of London, and plunges you into a tale of mysterious mishaps, peculiar ravens, and TV-binging trolls. If you like contemporary fantasy with unforgettable characters, snarky humor, and a touch of paranormal mystery -- or if you've ever wondered what those garden gnomes are really up to -- you'll find it hard to pry yourself away from The Uncanny Raven Winston. What readers are saying about the trilogy so far... * Wow and wow again! I absolutely loved this book! You get such a feel for the characters and the story is so fast paced you don't want to put it down. * ...a clever, hilarious romp through a new magical universe... * ...suffused with dark humor and witty dialogue...a fun read for anyone who enjoys fast-paced, somewhat snarky, somewhat twisted, fantasy adventures. * I was unable to put this down when I started reading it. The author combines humour with a fast paced murder mystery all packed into a funeral home. **
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Tipping the Scales

Tipping the Scales

Tammie Painter

Tammie Painter

Dragons, dwarves, and iguanas. The perfect recipe for murderous mayhem. Like any traveling show, Zin's Circus of Unusual Creatures has hair-raising acts and fried food on sticks. But it's also got an aura-spotting centaur, a chain-smoking unicorn, and an omelet-addicted dragon. Oh, and far too many dead bodies in the big top. When his circus arrives in Salem, the satyr Zin has his hooves crossed that all will go off without a hitch. Finances are tight, but when the vivacious Ella Penn shows up looking for work, well, you can't say no to vivaciousness, can you? Ella quickly puts up the hackles of the Dumble Dwarves, the Flying Flynns, and even the peace-loving centaur Flora. So when Ella's pet iguana turns up dead, it's assumed the murder was an act of revenge. Eager to try his claws at investigating again, Duncan, self-appointed detecting dragon, is on the case faster than you can say...
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The Untangled Cassie Black

The Untangled Cassie Black

Tammie Painter

Tammie Painter

Sometimes taking an overdose of magic is the least of your worries.* Cassie Black has just lost two people through a magic portal. Her archenemy, the Mauvais, is threatening to destroy city after city if HQ doesn't hand her over to him. And HQ isn't exactly saying no to that offer. As HQ debates Cassie's fate, Cassie refuses to sit by and watch the grass grow between the toes of the surveillance gnomes. Biting back her life rule to never get involved, she knows the only way to stop the Mauvais is to go after him herself. Which is exactly what he wants. Because the instant Cassie falls into his hands, the Mauvais will gain the unlimited power he's always craved. So don't get captured, right? Easy to say. Trouble is, there's a traitor within HQ who's proving to be more devious, more powerful, and to have more tricks up the sleeve than anyone could have ever guessed. Ready for the final showdown between Cassie and the Mauvais, to discover the truth about Alastair's past, and most importantly, to see what's on the menu at the White Tower? Then pick up your copy of The Untangled Cassie Black today. In this page-turning conclusion of the Cassie Black Trilogy, the curses are flying, the pastries are plentiful, the bookworms are slithering, and the magical batteries are charged to capacity. * **What readers are saying about the series so far... * Man, oh man, I loved this book! * Wow and wow again! I absolutely loved this book! You get such a feel for the characters and the story is so fast paced you don't want to put it down. * ...a clever, hilarious romp through a new magical universe * …suffused with dark humor and witty dialogue…a fun read for anyone who enjoys fast-paced, somewhat snarky, somewhat twisted, fantasy adventures. * I was unable to put this down when I started reading it. The author combines humour with a fast paced murder mystery all packed into a funeral home. **
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Domna: The Complete Series

Domna: The Complete Series

Tammie Painter

Tammie Painter

​ Destiny isn't given by the gods, it's made by defying them. *"This book is highly entertaining...""I'm loving this story!...a unique and imaginative work.." "...a satisfying mix of fantasy and history." "Highly recommended..." "So much political intrigue, betrayal and backstabbing that I just HAD to keep on reading." * Sofia Domna has her future planned. She will follow in her father's footsteps and lead the Temple of Apollo. She'll marry her childhood love, Papinias. She'll have respect, status, and power. But when her father bitterly forces her betrothal to a stranger and orders her from the life she's always known, Sofia is thrown into a new world where any wrong move could mean her demise. Thrown into a world of full of political turmoil, violent ambition, and dangerous temptation, Sofia discovers her only chance of survival is to stay one step ahead of her enemies, but in Osteria new perils lurk around every corner and plots don't always strike down their intended victims. As Sofia's life moves through the trials of a forced marriage, motherhood, and yearning temptation, she learns that destiny isn't given; it's made by cunning, endurance, and, at times, bloodshed. With every option having dire consequences to those closest to her, when it comes down to the choice between love and power, which will win out? If you like the political intrigue, adventure, and love triangles of historical fiction by Philippa Gregory and Bernard Cornwell, and the mythological world-building of fantasy fiction by Madeline Miller and Simon Scarrow, you'll love Domna. Order your copy of Domna: The Complete Series to lose yourself in this epic tale of passion, ambition, and betrayal today. *Domna: The Complete Series includes all six parts of the serialized novel in one volume, plus several bonus features: Part One: The Sun God's Daughter Part Two: The Solon's Son Part Three: The Centaur's Gamble Part Four: The Regent's Edict Part Five: The Forgotten Heir Part Six: The Solon's Wife Four bonus glimpses into the creation of Domna An invitation to take a free tour of Sofia's world. *
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The Voyage of Heroes

The Voyage of Heroes

Tammie Painter

Tammie Painter

When a scheming uncle partners with the god of war, the freedom of a peaceful land and the lives of its leaders hang in the balance. In this dangerous game between gods and mortals, trust may prove to be the deadliest weapon.Believing a well-guarded treasure will prove he is rightful leader, Jason, Prince of Illamos Valley, sets out on a perilous quest to obtain it. As his voyage takes him across treacherous waters and into an aggressively fortified kingdom, Jason finds himself combatting the ire of gods and monsters, struggling to control a rebellious crew, and battling against doubts of his own worthiness to be king of the land he is fighting to save.But even if he gains the treasure, can Jason recapture the trust of his people, secure his throne, and survive the betrayal of the one person he never expected to turn against him?Vividly set in a captivating world, The Voyage of Heroes blends history, mythology, and fantasy into a...
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Day Sixteen

Day Sixteen

Tammie Painter

Tammie Painter

It's not paranoia if it's real. "If you want a thrilling read with some solid creepy elements, this book is for you!" —Jonathan Pongratz, author of Reaper '...the storyline had me on the edge of my seat — really hard to put down. You need to read it!" —Bookbub Reviewer "...keeps the reader engaged wanting to see where this will lead. But still...not wanting it to end." —Bookbub Reviewer At first, Moire's sleepwalking incidents don't faze her. She's never had them before, so surely they'll pass. When further troubling events and coincidences begin plaguing Moire's sleeping and waking world, her paranoia mounts. Paranoia her husband Neil insists is a clear sign that Moire needs help. Moire struggles to get a grip, telling herself what she believes is too crazy to be true. But when people close to her start disappearing, she realizes what's been happening is more disturbing than she...
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Testing the Waters

Testing the Waters

Tammie Painter

Tammie Painter

You can get away with many things in Port Athens. Breaking contracts is not one of them. The founders of the prosperous fishing village of Port Athens have each agreed to give up certain luxuries and a great deal of power to settle into a new life. So when one of the founders, Eli P. Marin, returns from the city with a suspicious purchase, the rumor mill churns into action. Is he only showing off? Is it even real? Most importantly, will Eli break their contract and reclaim his former influence despite knowing how harsh the punishment might be? Find out today as you wander the quaint streets and meet the mysterious founders of Port Athens in Testing the Waters. If you've ever wondered how the Greek gods would behave in the modern world and what tricks they might get up to, you'll love this quirky tale of temptation, rules, and rivalry. This story contains 4,800 words, or about 18 standard paperback pages.
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The Maze of Minos

The Maze of Minos

Tammie Painter

Tammie Painter

With the gods as your allies, your life, your world, and your sanity have never been in more danger.Soon after returning to Athenos to celebrate his father's recent marriage, Theseus learns his homeland must submit to the cruel demands of an unexpected enemy. Goaded by his father's new wife, Theseus volunteers to defend his land by entering a battle to the death in the pitch black depths of an ancient maze. A battle against a monster of the gods' creation. A battle no other has survived.Aided by the goddess Aphrodite, Theseus stands a stronger chance of triumph than his predecessors, but as ever, the gods' kindness harbors ulterior motives. His bravery, his sacrifice, his struggle to push his world back from the brink of war only serves to further Aphrodite's goals. Goals that will destroy the stability of Osteria and anyone who stands in her way.The Maze of Minos delivers an exhilarating tale of deception and determination,...
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13th Hour

13th Hour

Tammie Painter

Tammie Painter

In the tradition of Stephen King's dark humor and even darker monsters, 13th Hour will delight you, mystify you, and make you cringe.13th Hour's seventeen tales tick through questions such as....Can you dream forever? What is it really like to work for the gods? What would you do for love? Or for revenge? Do ancient creatures still stalk the earth? What lurks in paradise? What is your family's darkest secret? …and many more.So sit down and unwind your clocks because it's time for the 13th Hour.What Readers Are Saying:"I usually don't read fiction but this I really liked. The stories were varied in the type of suspense/horror. To me these stories seem like a cross between Twilight Zone and Alfred Hitchcock.""I'm a huge fan of supernatural short stories, and this book was perfect. My favorite story, 'Island Ways' creeped me out in the way I only thought Stephen...
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The Unusual Mayor Marheart

The Unusual Mayor Marheart

Tammie Painter

Tammie Painter

Cassie Black is back, and she's now heading up MagicLand's newest detective agency. Well, sort of.... Cassie Black may have just defeated an evil wizard, but that hasn't stopped her from getting kicked out of the Academy's detective training program. The upside is that it's forced Cassie to start her own agency. The downside? A complete lack of clients. Cassie thinks her career is on the upswing when Rosaria's new mayor hires her to find a missing jewel. It's a huge case that could turn the agency around. Trouble is, the jewel hasn't been seen for well over 500 years, and Cassie suspects there's more to the mayor's sudden demands the jewel be found ASAP. What's more... something besides tea is brewing over at Magic HQ, but thanks to a little snag in the Magic bureaucracy, Cassie isn't allowed to lend her skills to the problem. In fact, if she doesn't sort out that bit of bureaucracy in the next few days, her...
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Fangs a Million

Fangs a Million

Tammie Painter

Tammie Painter

IT'S NOT EVERY DAY YOU MEET AN AMATEUR SLEUTH WITH FANGS. "...a charming tale of dragons, deception, and dastardly deeds, and I loved every minute of it." "...an excellent read...[a] hilarious series" "Once I started reading it, I couldn't put it down...it was that good!" "Light and fanciful with a darn good mystery woven in. What fun!" If you like fantastical mysteries that mix in laughs with murderous mayhem and mythical beasts, you'll love the Circus of Unusual Creatures Mysteries. HEY EVERYONE, CORDELIA HERE. Duncan (aka "Deadliest Dragon in the West") has finally finished typing up the third sleuthing adventure he got us tangled up in. It's the one that involves booze smuggling, dragon matchmaking, too much lemonade, and a unicorn having a very bad hair day. I'm not sure about Duncan calling it a "masterpiece of mystery," but trust me, it's a good one. Especially when...
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