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The Ultimate Animal Joke Book
The Ultimate Animal Joke Book
boundless laughs on the animals behalf!
Matthew Grant

Copyright © 2015 by Daturian Press

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https://daturianpublishing.com/

Why I Wrote This Book
I wrote this book because I wanted to provide an e-book full of hilarious jokes free of charge. For everyone deserves to have a laugh whenever they want too .

Question: Why did the cat go to Minnesota?
Answer: To get a mini soda!

Question: Where do orcas hear music?
Answer: Orca-stras!

Question: Why did the cow cross the road?
Answer: To get to the udder side.




Question: What do you call a fish without an eye?
Answer: Fsh!

Question: What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?
Answer: Take the words out of his mouth!

Question: What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?
Answer: A chili dog on a bun.

Question: Why do fish live in salt water?
Answer: Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Question: Where do mice park their boats?
Answer: At the hickory dickory dock.

Question: Where did the sheep go on vacation?
Answer: The baaaahamas

Question: What do you call a thieving alligator?
Answer: A crookodile

Question: What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?
Answer: A watch dog.



Question: What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Answer: A lawn moo-er.

Question: What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Answer: Lilly.

Question: How does a dog stop a video?
Answer: He presses the paws button.

Question: Why do cows go to New York?
Answer: To see the moosicals!

Question: Why shouldn't you rape a tree?
Answer: There might be a chipmunk in there looking for nuts.

Question: Why don't chipmunks wear skinny jeans?
Answer: Because their nuts won't fit.

Question: Why did the chipmunk take apart the classic car?
Answer: To get down to the nuts and bolts.

Question: Why couldn't the chipmunk eat the macadamia nut?
Answer: It was one tough nut to crack.




Question: What do you call 144 chipmunks in a box?
Answer: Gross!

Question: How do you catch a carpenter chipmunk?
Answer: Go to Home Depot and pretend to be nut-wood.

Question: How do you catch a chipmunk interested in ornithology?
Answer: Climb a tree and act like a nuthatch

Question: How do you catch a Polynesian chipmunk?
Answer: Climb a tree and act like a coconut.

Question: How can you catch a gay chipmunk?
Answer: Climb a tree and pretend to be an almond.

Question: How do you catch a chipmunk with a Pamela Anderson fixation?
Answer: Climb a tree and act like a chestnut.

Question: How do you catch a mechanically inclined chipmunk?
Answer: Climb a tree and act like a 9/16 12N nut.

Question: How do you catch a chipmunk for the holidays?
Answer: Climb a tree and act like nutmeg.



Question: How do you catch an Irish chipmunk?
Answer: Climb a tree and act like a green pistachio nut.

Question: How do you catch a European Squirrel?
Answer: Climb a tree and act like a metric nut.

Question: How do you catch an English Squirrel?
Answer: Climb a tree and act like nutty.

Question: How do you catch a rich chipmunk?
Answer: Climb a tree and act like a cashew. 

Question: What do you call lending money to a bison?
Answer: A buff-a-loan

Question: What is the snake’s favorite subject?
Answer: Hiss-story

Question: What is black ,white and red all over?
Answer: A sunburnt penguin!

Question: Why does a dog wag its tail?
Answer: Because there’s no one else to wag it for him.

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