Me, Myself and Someone Else

      Graeme Aitken
Me, Myself and Someone Else

If 'all the world's a stage', then a star should never be bored!Once Stephen Spear's destiny as an actor seemed so assured – but after he was throttled to death on prime time television, his prospects seemed to shrivel up and die. Yet, true talent can't be crushed. For if all the world is truly a stage, then why shouldn't Stephen create and become a new character whenever he felt like it? Given the ghastly turn his personal circumstances had taken, it was a sheer relief to pretend to be someone else. Of course some sticklers might call this lying, but Stephen considered it the flourishing of his creative gift.This imprudent artistic experiment takes Stephen to some surprising places. Though he does find himself back on stage, in the spotlight, and winning prizes – just not quite as he had imagined. While along for the ride, is the most unlikely new partner in crime.This highly original conclusion to 'The Indignities' e-book trilogy is a wicked, witty depiction of the gay Sydney...
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    Private Party

      Graeme Aitken
Private Party

You're invited to a very private party!It's an intimate affair, men only, with a dress code of get undressed! And who's the host? Why, it's Stephen Spear, who is certainly shaking things up now that he's suddenly single.Poor Stephen has discovered that the gay scene has changed - dramatically! The boys are a generation younger and he no longer commands the attention he once did. Besides, everyone is hooking up online. It's a technology Stephen is completely clueless about - though apparently, his ex, Blake, was quite the authority!As Stephen explores and experiments online, he becomes entangled with a very eloquent but elusive guy - whom he seems destined never to meet. Exasperated, Stephen cuts loose and inadvertently ends up hosting a party where the guests have no clothes - and no inhibitions whatsoever!This is a party like no other - sexy, amusing, entertaining, and with a truly unforgettable climax!Go on. Accept your invitation! Buy 'The Indignities #2' and join the...
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    50 Ways of Saying Fabulous Book 2 Anniversary Edition

      Graeme Aitken
50 Ways of Saying Fabulous Book 2 Anniversary Edition

Billy-Boy has always loathed farm chores, until his father employs Jamie, a sexy farm worker, for the summer. Suddenly Billy has not just a work mate, but a buddy, who is cheerful and enthusiastic company. Being with Jamie completely eclipses the burden of the chores. They even become a pleasure. After all Jamie looks like David Cassidy and likes to work shirtless!But Billy's idyll with Jamie proves all too brief as other people intrude and interfere. Belinda Pepper, the most notorious girl in the entire district, utterly enthrals him with her wicked ways. Then Lou, Billy's estranged cousin, discovers Jamie and goes all-out to win him away from Billy for herself.But Billy is not the only one who feels lonely, jealous and frustrated...With something illicit growing in an abandoned toilet, clandestine goings-on down at the old gaol, a bloody murder, and a theatrical finale with a dozen costume changes, Billy-Boy's life is even more dramatic than his favourite TV show 'Lost in...
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    50 Ways of Saying Fabulous Book 1 20th Anniversary Edition

      Graeme Aitken
50 Ways of Saying Fabulous Book 1 20th Anniversary Edition

Sweet, fat, theatrical Billy-Boy was never cut out to be a farmer, but as his father's only son he's obliged to try. The cows are wayward and the chores are gruelling, but Billy finds escape in a fantasy world. A place where the turnip paddock becomes a lunar landscape, a lavender bed jacket a slinky space suit, a cow's tail a head of beautiful blonde hair, and where Billy can become Judy Robinson, heroine of TV's 'Lost in Space'.But in an isolated conservative farming community in 1970s New Zealand, not everyone approves of Billy's transformation. On the brink of adolescence, Billy is beginning to discover that growing up is far more complicated and confusing than he could ever have imagined. While the mysteries of sex confound him, emotions are unleashed which urge Billy to betray those closest to him.'50 Ways of Saying Fabulous' is a poignant and endearingly comic novel. Anyone who grew up in a small town, grew up feeling that they didn't fit in, or simply grew up will find...
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