

The Lost Gods
Francesca Simon
Francesca Simon
In The Sleeping Army, Freya went to Hel and back. She fought dragons, fled fire and outwitted giants—all to restore eternal youth to the Norse Gods. But now they're back, does anyone care?The Gods' popularity on earth is waning, and without regular worship, their powers are fading fast and their ancient enemies, the Frost Giants, are stirring. So the Gods hatch a plan—they'll come back down to earth, and they'll pursue a very different kind of popularity. They're going to become celebrities. A rollicking, thrilling and hilarious ride, The Lost Gods takes up where The Sleeping Army left off and takes us back to Simon's brilliantly-imagined modern Norse England.
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The Sleeping Army
Francesca Simon
Francesca Simon
Freya is an ordinary girl living in modern Britain, but with a twist: people still worship the Viking gods. She's caught in her parents' divorce, and shuttling between bickering adults is no fun. One evening, stuck with her dad on his night shift at the British Museum, she is drawn to the Lewis Chessmen and Heimdall's Horn. Unable to resist, she blows the horn, waking three chess pieces from their enchantment; the slaves Roskva and Alfi, and Snot the Berserk. They are all summoned to Asgard, land of the Viking gods, and told they must go on a perilous journey to restore the gods to youth. If Freya refuses she will be turned into an ivory chess piece but, if she accepts her destiny and fails, the same terrible fate awaits her. Brilliantly funny, original and a wholly new take on the Norse myths - and the travails of contemporary family life.
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Horrid Henry and the Zombie Vampire
Francesca Simon
Francesca Simon
Henry is up to his usual mischief.Four new stories in which Horrid Henry terrorizes his classmates at a school sleepover in the museum; plays with Perfect Peter and tricks him into handing over all his money; gets out of writing his own story for Miss Battle-Axe by adapting one of Peter's; and meets the Nudie Foodie, a celebrity chef, who comes to the school to improve school dinners. No more burgers! No more chips!"Kids will love reading the laugh-out-loud funny stories about someone whose behavior is even worse than their own." —School Library Journal"Not since 'Nate the Great' has an early reader series created such a buzz." —Los Angeles Times"Will engage even the most reluctant readers."—Publishers WeeklyPRAISE FOR HORRID HENRYWhy Horrid Henry?Kids love it!"I love the Horrid Henry books by Francesca Simon. They have lots of funny bits in. And Henry always gets into trouble!"Mia, age 6, BBC Learning is Fun"It's easy to see...
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Horrid Henry On the Go
Francesca Simon
Francesca Simon
No matter where he goes, Henry always finds a way to get in trouble! These top ten favorite super silly stories full of mischief, pranks, and laughs are an adventure from beginning to end!
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Horrid Henry Robs the Bank
Francesca Simon
Francesca Simon
Four brand new stories in which Horrid Henry helps himself to all the money he needs to win his favorite board game, comes up with another spectacular money-making scheme for launching a newspaper with all the school gossip, vows vengeance on Perfect Peter when Peter steals his birthday party theme and has his own Pirate Party—and gets his revenge by taking over as head teacher when Peter plays school with his goody-goody friends.
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Horrid Henry's Monster Movie
Francesca Simon
Francesca Simon
You won't believe what Horrid Henry will do next!Horrid Henry has found a new way to scare everyone—his very own monster movie. The Undead Demon Monster Who Would Not Die is going to be a BIG hit! Plus three more monstrous tales that will leave you screaming for more.If you read this, you'll laugh so hard milk might come out of your nose! (Find out why millions of kids around the world love Horrid Henry)"Kids will love reading the laugh-out-loud funny stories about someone whose behavior is even worse than their own."—School Library Journal"Will make you laugh out loud."—Sunday Times"A loveable bad boy."—People
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Horrid Henry Rocks
Francesca Simon
Francesca Simon
Henry is up to his usual mischief: annoying his younger brother, ruining Moody Margaret's sleepover, and irritating his teacher, Mrs. Battleaxe—not to mention trying to manipulate his family into seeing his favorite band—the Killer Boy Rats.
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