A tired rock star and a judgemental gardener...what could possibly go wrong?The Purple Lizards are a rock world phenomenon, but lead singer Martin's tired of his rock-and-roll persona. He'd rather be at home with his garden. When he gets home from tour he finds his gardener has had a heart attack and Simon, his grandson, is helping him out. Simon's different to Fred. He talks, for a start. Martin and Fred have a perfectly functional friendship based on long silences and discussions about heritage vegetables. Simon talks about personal things as well. It makes Martin prickly.Simon's at a bit of a loss. He stepped up to help his grandfather whilst he was in hospital despite his misgivings about the absent Martin. But Fred clearly likes him, which is unusual. Fred prefers plants to people. That he actively likes a rock star who used to smash up hotel rooms is really strange. Simon's reserving judgement. Apparently the band have a break in their tour...

Heggarty's Bow drummer, Mordant, sticks firmly to the adage 'don't screw the crew'. He's seen bands crash and burn over something like that before and he'd rather not risk the band dynamic. However, he knows he's attracted to the charms of Pink the sound engineer and he'd determined to keep him at a distance. He's got no interest in becoming just a notch on his bedpost, anyhow.Pink is surprised and a bit hurt that Mordant makes no secret of avoiding him like the plague. Mordant's a quiet, laid back guy most of the time, but he only interacts with Pink to criticise his work. Pink's decided it's best to just try to ignore him. He's got enough history with moody blokes that he doesn't need to take on any more trouble. He just needs to get on with things.When one of Pink's ex shoves him and he falls down the stairs at work, though, he's surprised to find Mordant the one who volunteers to take care of him. Mordant is surprised as well. Where will the two of them go...