Spying on Heaven

      Edgar Million
Spying on Heaven

Bog often sits up on the community centre roof. It’s his haven. He sits and listens to the groups which meet there through the dirty skylights. Today though, there’s a new group meeting at the centre. A small crowd of misfits claiming to be gods are meeting to talk through their worries and their anguish and Bog is witness to their strange delusion. Because they must be deluded.Right?Bog often sits up here on the roof of the community centre. It’s his haven. His safe place. Away from big brothers and daily strife. He sits up here and listens to the community groups which meet there through the dirty skylights, discussing grown-up woes and worries which thirteen-year-old Bog only half understands.Today though, there’s a new group meeting at the centre. A small crowd of misfits claiming to be Buddha, God, Thor, Momma E and a range of minor deities are meeting to talk through their worries and their anguish and Bog is witness to their strange delusion. Because they must be deluded.Right?

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    The Lifers - A Ghost Story

      Edgar Million
The Lifers - A Ghost Story

There are different rules in the darkness. When she first starts her new job, working the night shift in a nocturnal call centre Elizabeth immediately knows something is wrong, a coldness in the atmosphere and her creepy colleagues watch her every move.There are different rules in the night.A dark secret lies at the heart of this community and Elizabeth doesn’t know if she wants to find out.SoGlog Southfield of Southfield is virtual royalty. He could swim before he could walk. Born on a flotilla of barges in the gulf, SoGlog is a trader with a purpose. He is on a mission to secure some technology for his people. He is very serious but tends to be soft at heart.This is the short story that inspired the NaNoWriMo book of the title: A Life In After World: SoGlog Southfield.

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    Superloo

      Edgar Million
Superloo

The entire network of Superloo’s* in London joined up for a single night to become a series of interchangeable pathways, crisscrossing the city, teleporting users of the service to random unexpected locations across the city, Martin tells his friends, but they don't believe it happened.But where did he go?* Pod-like spacy looking toilet facility. Possibly doubles up as teleporter cubicle.The entire network of Superloo’s* in London joined up for a single night to become a series of interchangeable pathways, crisscrossing the city, teleporting users of the service to random unexpected locations across the city. There should have been an outcry, public amazement, but because the strange occurrence took place Friday night, when the only witnesses were drunks and fools, no one believes it happened.Certainly no-one believes Martin, the nerdy Librarian who claims it happened to him, but twenty years later they still can’t work out how he disappeared from the toilet. Where did he go?* Pod-like spacy looking toilet facility. Possibly doubles up as teleporter cubicle+. + If you believe Martin.

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    A Concise Re-telling of the Life of God

      Edgar Million
A Concise Re-telling of the Life of God

Before the beginning, God was lonely.Finally the true tale of the life of God is told. From before the Big Bang through vaguely intelligent design to the present day and onto a rather bleak future The Concise Re-Telling of the Life of God documents the lonely misunderstood life of our all-seeing Lord and how She overcome her inauspicious beginnings and journeyed towards a happy-ish ending.Diamond earrings from Tiffany’s, her own personal nanny, a generous godmother, jaunts to New York, a chrome and hand carved wooden swing set, riding in her father’s 1950 M.G. touring car, or her uncle’s Rolls-Royce to a yacht club or a polo match . . . these are every day people and things in the life of a girl named Emmy. Emmy's father, Mr. Agostini, is a Don Quixote obsessed aristocrat, and her mother, Mrs. Agostini, is a spoiled Southern belle. Emmy is a girl given to fancy, making her life even more colorful. Nevertheless, there is trouble in paradise.Early in the story, Emmy is told by her father that she has her own, personal, guardian angel.The story paints clear and searing portraits of wickedness, cruelty, unconditional love, sacrifice, chivalry, wealth, arrogance, humility, and those ephemeral characteristics of hope and optimism in the face of insurmountable predicaments.The screenplay adaptation (unproduced) of this book has already won a Gold Award at the WorldFest International Film Festival. A Gone With the Wind kind of story set in the era of Madmen (late 1950's). Emmy, the daughter of an eccentric aristocrat and her beloved nanny suffer the whims of an evil socialite. Ages 9 and up.

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    In Bloom

      Edgar Million
In Bloom

The old man next door, Old Man Rab, has disappeared and been replaced by the sinister Mrs Hitchcock and now no-one remembers him, except nine year old Kim Cutbush. His Mum and Dad think he's mad but It’s not just Rab who has gone. All over the village, people’s loved ones are disappearing and being stitched, or ripped out of time, and no-one can remember them except Kim.The old man next door, Old Man Rab, has disappeared and been replaced by the sinister Mrs Hitchcock and now no-one remembers him, except nine year old Kim Cutbush. His Mum and Dad think he's mad but It’s not just Rab who has gone. All over the village, people’s loved ones are disappearing and being stitched, or ripped out of time, and no-one can remember them except poor Kim, the only one who sees what she is doing.The only one who has the chance to save them from her is a child.

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    Cold Christmas Lane

      Edgar Million
Cold Christmas Lane

Cold Christmas Lane - A Ghost StoryRoger just wants to get home. Friday night, beer in the fridge. Trying to escape the week.But first he has to get past these damned cyclists. They seem to be everywhere. He’s desperate to get past, but they block him on every turn. It seems they have something in mind for him. Can he escape them.Roger just wants to get home. Friday night, beer in the fridge. Trying to escape the week.But first he has to get past these damned cyclists. They seem to be everywhere. He’s desperate to get past, but they block him on every turn. It seems they have something in mind for him. Can he escape them.James used to love cycling. But drivers like Roger ruined it all. James, like Roger, just wants to go home.

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    Franny and June

      Edgar Million
Franny and June

‘Franny and June’ is ‘Freaky Friday’ meets ‘We need to talk about Kevin’.Remember all those body-swap movies in the 80s? Like Big and Vice Versa and ask yourself, what might happen if the doting parent misses their youth a little too much.Who wouldn’t like another chance to do all again, to get it right this time? To be young and pain free, careless and bright? Still, what price would you pay?Franny and June‘Franny and June’ is ‘Freaky Friday’ meets ‘We need to talk about Kevin’.Remember all those body-swap movies in the eighties? Like Big and Vice Versa and ask yourself, what might happen if the doting parent misses their youth a little too much.Who wouldn’t like another chance to do all again, to get it right this time? To be young and pain free, careless and bright? Of course, we know from Tom Hanks experience that being young comes with its own challenges, right?

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    Parking Space

      Edgar Million
Parking Space

How much would a little extra space mean to you? Cupboards overflowing? Do you long for a man cave? How about a spare room conjured out of nowhere. The very latest in interdimensional car and furniture storage.What could possibly go wrong?How much would some extra space mean to you? The scientists dreamt of infinite multiple universes but in the end there were only two. Ours, fertile and rich, the other dead and grey, a poisonous wasteland. A complete dead loss according to the press and the media, but one bright new start-up discovers a way to attach doorways to the front of houses to add much needed parking space to their inner city homes.It seems a good idea when, but as he stares out onto the dead world he has the sense the planet is observing him. It’s mad. The planet is so clearly dead. Barren.But sometimes he thinks he sees the solid earth bubble and shift. But it can’t be true. Can it?

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    The Witness

      Edgar Million
The Witness

The WitnessWhen you die you return, a mute, invisible presence who watches all your days repeat. All your sorrows, all your joys. You watch your entire life replay as a mute observer. A witness.For hundreds of years, the gates of Tarragon have been sealed from the outside. Prophecy speaks of the day the last Key Keeper will return and wake the dragons from their spell-cast slumber, returning them to their rightful home.Seeking to fulfill her father's dying wish, Anwen Porter travels to the Drakonii Mountains where she meets Tyler, a mysterious local with a secret. With his help, she learns more about her clouded past and her own abilities. But when Courtney, a lovesick mage, tries to insert herself into their plans, things begin to go horribly wrong. With death threatening at every turn, Anwen must learn to rely on her newfound friends to survive. But how can she unravel the mystery of her heritage when everything is trying to kill her?

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