Funny Stories for Kids: Family Wars Episode II: Escape from the Detention Star

      Dexter Dweezel & Parnassus Pallie / Humor / Science Fiction
Funny Stories for Kids: Family Wars Episode II: Escape from the Detention Star

The long awaited riveting and hilariously ridiculous sequel to Family Wars Episode I: The Forced Dinner.Dark Zader is back to working for the evil Emperor Eugene while John Solar, Nuke Landhopper, Princess Neia, and the rest of the gang plan their escape from prison.Family Wars is a Star Wars parody series (no connection to Lucasfilm or Disney) styled like a TV sitcom.*FULLY ILLUSTRATED*The long awaited riveting and hilariously ridiculous sequel to Family Wars Episode I: The Forced Dinner, is released at last by the famed Dweezel and Pallie!Having betrayed his family to the evil Emperor, Dark Zader must find a way to rescue his family of rebel scum from the largest and most secure prison in the galaxy, the Detention Star. Dark Zader is trying to lead a double life, secretly keeping to the light side of the fizz while working for his former master, the vile Emperor Eugene and his Cosmic Empire.Meanwhile John Solar, Nuke Landhopper, Princess Neia, and the rest of the gang deal with the brutal realities of prison life, such as their impending execution, gangs, and toilets without privacy. Along the way they'll make a new friend, Stardoe. (Dweezel and Pallie decline to comment on any similarities to the female Starbuck of the re-imagined Battlestar Galactica)Read on as Dark Zader, Nuke Landhopper, John Solar, and Princess Neia, and a few surprise friends try to make their family work, sitcom style.Double the excitement!Triple the laughs!Paintbrush illustrations!This is Family Wars, Episode II, Escape from the Detention Star
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    Funny Stories for Kids: Family Wars Episode I: The Forced Dinner

      Dexter Dweezel & Parnassus Pallie / Humor / Science Fiction
Funny Stories for Kids: Family Wars Episode I: The Forced Dinner

Dark Zader was one of the most powerful men in the galaxy, but when he threw his emperor down a shaft he found himself out of a job. Now he only has one solution, beg for his old job back from the very emperor he thought he'd killed. Unfortunately his rebel family is along for the ride.Includes simple but hilarious illustrations![For those of you who downloaded this before 12/18/15: We apologize for the mixup on book content. The problem is now corrected! Please download again and enjoy the hilarity.]In a galaxy ravaged by tyranny, planets are destroyed at the push of a button and empires are brought down by farm boys and scoundrels. Dark Zader was one of the most powerful men in the galaxy, but when he threw his emperor down a shaft, he found himself without a job.Living with his kids and down on his luck, he finds that he only has one solution, beg for his old job back from the very emperor he thought he'd killed.Read as this family of rebel scum scrambles to prepare a dinner fit for an emperor in the most ridiculous culinary experience ever.Double the excitement.Triple the laughs.Paintbrush illustrations.This is...Family Wars Episode I: The Forced Dinner
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    Funny Stories for Kids: The Big Fat Mermaid

      Dexter Dweezel & Parnassus Pallie / Humor
Funny Stories for Kids: The Big Fat Mermaid

She's nasty, she's gross, and she's anything but little. All Aria the mermaid princess wants is to stuff her face full of food, but what happens when her dad, the king, tries to stop her? The answer: laughs beyond belief!Aria will bite, belch, and fart her way into your heart in this second installment of the Funny Stories for Kids series, brought to you by the famed Dweezel and Pallie.She's nasty, she's gross, and she's anything but little. All Aria the mermaid princess wants is to stuff her face full of food, but what happens when her dad, the king, tries to stop her? The answer: laughs beyond belief! Watch as Aria deals with her mean dad, a chubby-chasing prince, a harpoon wielding sea captain, and, in a grand final battle, the monstrous water witch herself.Aria will bite, belch, and fart her way into your heart in this second installment of the Funny Stories for Kids series, brought to you by the famed Dweezel and Pallie.Take your expectations for a fairy tale and throw them out the window! A noble prince? Lame. A humble princess? What a loser! A happy ending? You wish. This eBook is way better than all that. It will make you giggle, laugh, and ask for more. Either that, or it will make you scream for it all to stop. The only way to know is to read it. Download "Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves" now!The Funny Stories for Kids series, written/recorded by Dr. Dexter Dweezel and Professor Parnassus Pallie, is an ongoing effort to make fairy tales less crappy. "Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves" is the first in this series, with more to come.
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