Dumb White Husbands vs. Zombies: Monday

      Benjamin Wallace
Dumb White Husbands vs. Zombies: Monday

They've taken on the grocery store, gone head-to-head with Santa and the Tooth Fairy. They've even challenged democracy itself. Now John, Chris and Erik of the best-selling Dumb White Husband short stories will join forces to battle the undead. Do these three men have what it takes to survive when the dead rise from their graves? They're kind of dumb. So probably not. It all begins on a Monday...They've taken on the grocery store. They've gone head-to-head with Santa and the Tooth Fairy. They've even challenged democracy itself. Now John, Chris and Erik of the best-selling Dumb White Husband short stories will join forces to battle the undead.Well, join forces is being pretty generous. Especially since they hate each other. That's why the HOA forced them to bowl together in the first place. So, let's say they're thrown together and forced to survive the zombie apocalypse. Do these three men have what it takes to survive when the dead rise from their graves? They're separated from their families. They're forced to work together. They're kind of dumb. So probably not. It all begins on a Monday--the first installment in the Dumb White Husbands vs. Zombies mini-series.Part 1 of Dumb White Husbands vs. Zombies.Also available in the collected edition Dumb White Husbands vs. Zombies: The Zomnibus including the 6 stories Dumb White Husbands vs. Zombies: Monday - The Weekend.
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    Dumb White Husband vs. The Grocery Store

      Benjamin Wallace
Dumb White Husband vs. The Grocery Store

John would rather sit and watch the game, but his wife needs some things at the store. Can he complete the list and get back in time to see the end of the game?John is a dumb white husband. That is to say that he loves and cares for his family, is successful in his career, popular around the neighborhood, can dress himself (often without injury) and is capable of reasonable thought. Demographically, however, he functions like a 4-year-old that can’t quite master the intricacies of the potty.It isn’t his fault. He studied hard and got a college degree. He works hard and earns a comfortable living. But, like all other dumb white husbands, he leads a dual life; competent member of society by day, helpless male by night, weekends and holidays.He has served for years as the nervous legal department-approved foil of commercials, TV and movies. And, for this service, we thank him. No one has ever cared to look inside the mind of the dumb white husband – probably for a fear of what we might find – but, if we took a minute to consider it, we may see that he’s not as dumb as we all think. But, he probably is.In this adventure, Dumb White Husband goes to the grocery store.Also available in the collected edition The Big Book of Dumb White Husband.
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