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Everybody sees the ants, p.20
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       Everybody Sees the Ants, p.20

           A. S. King
 
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  I owe thanks to the usual suspects. My family—Mom, Dad, Robyn, Lisa and the whole extended crew for your support. And Topher, love—how do I thank you? Let me count the ways. My friends—a bow of gratitude to Krista, my superhero, and to Christine and Maria, who introduced me to the V-Day movement. Without you (and Ed) this book would not be. All other friends know who they are and should assume this sentence is for them. My fans—to every one of you who has written to me, come to see me at signings, or spread the word. And to the amazing educators, booksellers, librarians, teachers and bloggers who have supported my work, thank you so much.

  And finally:

  To my fellow kindness ninjas who help without saying a word—thank you. I see you. Do you see me?

  Contents

  FRONT COVER IMAGE

  WELCOME

  DEDICATION

  PART ONE

  PROLOGUE

  1: THE FIRST THING YOU NEED TO KNOW—THE SQUID

  2: THE SECOND THING YOU NEED TO KNOW—NADER McMILLAN

  3: LUCKY LINDERMAN IS UNDER STRICT ORDERS

  4: THE THIRD THING YOU NEED TO KNOW—THE TURTLE

  5: OPERATION DON’T SMILE EVER—FRESHMAN YEAR

  6: LUCKY LINDERMAN HIDES THINGS UNDER HIS BED

  7: LUCKY LINDERMAN IS NOT MAKING SCRAMBLED EGGS

  8: THE FOURTH THING YOU NEED TO KNOW—THE ANTS

  PART TWO

  9: THE FIFTH THING YOU NEED TO KNOW—THIS IS GOING TO SUCK

  10: LUCKY LINDERMAN IS NOT GOING TO STAIN YOUR CARPET

  11: OPERATION DON’T SMILE EVER—FRESHMAN YEAR

  12: LUCKY LINDERMAN CAN BENCH-PRESS FORTY-FIVE POUNDS

  13: THE SIXTH THING YOU NEED TO KNOW—THE NINJA

  14: THE SEVENTH THING YOU NEED TO KNOW—JODI GETS WEIRDER ON WEEKENDS

  15: OPERATION DON’T SMILE EVER—FRESHMAN YEAR

  16: LUCKY LINDERMAN IS IN AISLE SEVEN

  17: THE EIGHTH THING YOU NEED TO KNOW—GINNY CLEMENS

  18: LUCKY LINDERMAN NEEDS SERIOUS HELP

  19: THE NINTH THING YOU NEED TO KNOW—BRIGHT ANGEL TRAIL

  20: LUCKY LINDERMAN IS STILL TRYING TO DESCRIBE THE GRAND CANYON

  21: OPERATION DON’T SMILE EVER—FRESHMAN YEAR

  22: LUCKY LINDERMAN COULD BE STALKER MATERIAL

  23: THE TENTH THING YOU NEED TO KNOW—THE PILLS ARE NOT WORKING

  24: LUCKY LINDERMAN KNOWS MORE THAN HE LETS ON

  25: THE ELEVENTH THING YOU NEED TO KNOW

  26: OPERATION DON’T SMILE EVER—FRESHMAN YEAR

  27: LUCKY LINDERMAN DOESN’T USE THE STUPID SHAMPOO

  28: THE TWELFTH THING YOU NEED TO KNOW—IRON PYRITE LOOKS A LOT LIKE GOLD

  29: LUCKY LINDERMAN ARRIVES AT FRIDAY

  PART THREE

  30: LUCKY LINDERMAN LOOKS SMALLER HERE

  31: OPERATION DON’T SMILE EVER—FRESHMAN YEAR

  32: LUCKY LINDERMAN RETURNS

  33: THE LAST THING YOU NEED TO KNOW—MISSING LIMBS

  34: LUCKY LINDERMAN HAS SOMETHING TO SAY

  RESULTS FOR MEN FACING THE DRAFT IN 1971

  ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

  COPYRIGHT

  Copyright

  Copyright © 2011 by A.S. King

  All rights reserved. Except as permitted under the U.S. Copyright Act of 1976, no part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, or stored in a database or retrieval system, without the prior written permission of the publisher.

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  The publisher is not responsible for websites (or their content) that are not owned by the publisher.

  First eBook Edition: October 2011

  The characters and events portrayed in this book are fictitious. Any similarity to real persons, living or dead, is coincidental and not intended by the author.

  ISBN: 978-0-316-19181-4

 


 

  A. S. King, Everybody Sees the Ants

 


 

 
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